This really bears no explanation... You drink too much and decide, in a drunken moment of spontaneity, to take advantage of one of the many chapels nearby (You can even get married by Elvis!)
Now for the second, and most applicable, situation. The desperate attempt to hide a baby bump.
Seriously, dudes. We can do the math. If you're pregnant, fine, just own up to it. I'm not against premarital sex and we all know there's that 0.1 percent that you COULD be a part of. Whatevs. Just don't jump into a wedding just to try to prolong the inevitable for a couple more months. That baby ain't a preemie at 8 pounds. What? Surprise, you got pregnant on the honeymoon? Yeah, right. Nice try.
This especially bugs me when people get overly defensive over the subject when people have guessed that they are indeed pregnant. Never being straightforward and accepting or denying it, these people branch the conversation off into other random areas until it seems they can physically avoid the subject no longer. *sigh*
I can't wait to say I told you so.
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